The Late Show host is as eager as White House aides to get Donald Trump to stop using Twitter. He even wrote an open letter to the tweeting fanatic on Tuesday night’s show, urging him to take on other hobbies, like drinking, for example.
The comedian said:
“Dear President Trump, your tweeting has affected me in the following ways: My ratings are up. But, President Trump, some nights half my monologue is just about things you’ve tweeted. You’re squeezing out other fun news stories. Did you know that San Francisco is opening a rat cafe? They are. That’s real. You took that away from me.”
Yep, the Rat Cafe really is real! Think of the jokes we could’ve had!
“We want you to accept help, or the very least, autocorrect. Have you tried drinking? Because that’s what I’ve been doing, and it’s going pretty great.”